Fedora Fever

An illness that alters the physical and mental status of an individual, but only develops in individuals who wear fedoras for some odd reason.

Symptoms
-Orange triangle-shaped spots -A lust for magnificent steeds -Arrogance -Anti-pheromone secretion -Growth of neckbeards -Obsession -Ignorance -Cravings for Mountain Dew and Doritos

If you have these symptoms and you don't wear a fedora, you're probably just an asshole. If you have these symptoms and you do wear a fedora, please call a hospital immediately.

Sidenote
Fedora Fever has no known cures and patients with fedora fever are not accepted into most hospitals. There is currently no research being done on the fatal illness.

"Well they shouldn't have been wearing fedoras if they didn't want to catch the fever," says one doctor who doesn't give a fuck about fedora fever.